Category: Gérard Depardieu

Gérard Depardieu Has Been Charged With Rape

February 24, 2021 / Posted by:

Times up (again) for FOP (friend of Putin) and Russian citizen Gérard Depardieu (too much égalité going on with the French tax code) who, in 2018, avoided being charged with the rape of a 22-year-old actress when “after nine months, the case was dropped for lack of evidence,” according to Page Six. But last year, the case was reopened “after the woman re-filed her complaint,” and now, Gérard has officially been charged with rape. Hopefully he’s pissing himself now instead of dribbling it all over the aisles in economy class.

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Gerard Depardieu Has Been Accused Of Rape 

August 30, 2018 / Posted by:

The #MeToo movement is alive and well, and Gerard Depardieu is in deep Depardoodoo (credit: Michael K). A news agency in Holland claims French officials are reporting a woman in the south of France went to the police and reported Gerard sexually assaulted her twice – in the last month.

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Gérard Depardieu Was A 10-Year-Old Rent Boy

October 6, 2014 / Posted by:

What in Taxi Driver rebooted by Bryan Singer HELL?

Gérard Depardieu is a big lump of pure messiness and that probably has a lot do with his screwed-up childhood. While some of us were spending the 10th year of our lives making friendship bracelets and choreographing dances to Taylor Dayne songs in our mom’s garage, Gérard Depardieu was on the streets, selling his ass to men. In his new memoir It Happened Like That (Ca C’est Fait Comme Ca), Gérard writes that his family was really poor, like Fantine in Les Miserables poor, and so at the age of 10 he did sex stuff with grown dudes for money. via The Daily Mail

Depardieu writes he began to wander the streets when he was just 10 but could easily pass for being 15 – and quickly realized he was attractive to men. He said: ‘I’ve known since I was very young that I please homosexuals’ and added when men approached, asking for sex, ‘I would ask them for money’.

When Gérard wasn’t working the streets as a child hooker, he was breaking into graves to steal jewelry from corpses. Now Lindsay Lohan knows why every time she broke into a grave in Paris to steal jewelry, the corpses would be bare. Gérard beat her to it decades before!

Gérard got caught thieving a car when he was 16 and he spent 3 weeks in prison for it. Once he got out, he went right back to turning tricks and quickly realized he could make even more money if he beat up (and I don’t mean in a rough trade kind of way) and robbed his johns.

‘At 20, the thug in me was alive and kicking,’ he writes. ‘I would rip some of them off. I would beat up some bloke and leave with all his money.’

This is why every era and every country needs its own Chris Hansen. Gérard’s life might’ve been different if anti-pedophile vigilante, Christophe Hansón, was protecting the streets from pedos in 1950s France.

When Gérard claimed that he can polish off 14 bottles of wine in one night, I figured he was burping up 100 proof lies. But now I believe it, because turning yourself into a human wine bag is one way to try forget the time you were a 10-year-old rent boy.

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