Open Post: Hosted By Justin Bieber Crooning “I’m So Lonely” To Prisoners

Justin Bieber‘s real career is hosting Open Post, but he took time off last month from his busy perch over here to drag his latest pastor and pimped-out RV over to California State Prison in L.A. County and inflict his screechy, pubescent Peter Brady voice on the prisoners there in order to… I dunno… make them try to think up ways to mercy-rig their face masks to cover their ailing ear holes while still complying with regulations?

Who among us doesn’t already feel like a lonely prisoner when subjected to one of his songs? This whole venture was clearly an exercise in redundancy, but that didn’t stop Biebs from belting out crude notes and even fitting in some shady religious shenanigans, because the more he can emulate Kanye West, the more credibility he’ll cram into his toy box. Or something. His visit’s main purpose was to support the prison’s faith-based programs, and the caterwaul session was something of a bonus.

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