Open Post: Hosted By The Amber Alert For Chucky And His Son, Glen

Typically an Amber Alert scares the hell out of you by shaking you awake and out of a hot sex dream at 2:56 a.m. on a workday, hours before you have to actually get up. You try to get your heart rate back down, curse the premature ending of your vivid fuck moments with a cute co-worker in the supply room next to the case of Post-It Notes, and maybe even think some stressed but good thoughts for the missing child and their terrified family. That’s how it usually goes.

On Friday, some Texas residents were faced with a different kind of terror surrounding an Amber Alert, for Chucky, the alleged dollnapper, and Glen, the abductee. Three alerts, in fact.

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