Cara Delevingne Was On Megan Thee Stallion’s Tail All Night At The Billboard Music Awards

I have my suspicions that Doja Cat wasn’t the only person who got turnt during last night’s Billboard Music Awards. According to The Daily Beast, many home viewers noted that Cara Delevegne was on one (or two or three) last night herself, and seemed to be fixated on Megan Thee Stallion in particular. Everywhere Megan went, it seemed Cara and her tongue would pop up out of nowhere like some kind of deranged sex imp. This type of haunting can and will happen to you if you look in the mirror and repeat “Nose Candyman!” three times fast. It probably wasn’t even Megan who said the incantation. Cara could have been summoned by anyone in any of the venue’s restrooms. Cara will manifest near whoever happens to be getting the most attention at that moment. And last night, that person was Megan.

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