David Guetta Says Madonna Refused To Work With Him Because He’s A Scorpio

David Guetta, who is 52, explained during an interview with Mcfly et Carlito on Sunday that he was approached by Madonna (now 62) in 2011, after he won a Grammy for Best Remixed Recording, after remixing her 2009 song “Revolver.” He says she informed him that she loved the remix so much that she wanted him to produce her next album. Going off that timeline, she would have been talking about what would go on to be her 12th studio album, 2012’s MDNA. David was also a huge producer at the time. So of course Madonna was excited. That is, until they got to the inevitable small talk question about David’s sign.

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Lorde Thinks David Guetta Is Gross

Lorde, the 16-year-old singer from New Zealand whose song about how she’ll never be a marshmallow and dark chocolate tit cookie is still #1, is pretty much like every 16-year-old (and 30-something skinny fat gossip blogger) out there: she loves to talk shit. Everyone wants to work with Lorde but Lorde does not want to work with everyone. FasterLouder (via HuffPo) was doing an interview with Lorde when her manager pulled her aside to tell her that human Armani Exchange store David Guetta wants to collaborate with her on his next album and she kept it one hundred percent bitchy when she spit out this answer:

“No. Fuck no. He’s so gross.”

I don’t know whether to roll both of my eyes at Lorde or ask her if I can sit at her table. Hating on David Guetta?! Yes, David Guetta looks like the French Andy Dick and his music is responsible for every daytime hotel pool party in Las Vegas, but he seem so harmless. Like he’s that dude in the corner by himself who is always smiling and always bopping his head, because he’s half deaf and the beats never leave his head. You always have to squint at him to see if he’s wearing headphones, but he never is. EDM is trapped in his brain and his brain doesn’t have a mute button.

And Lorde also shared her thoughts to Q Magazine (via Hollywood Life)  about pop hos (aka Miley) getting wild and naked.

“I’m a feminist, so certain things about music I find frustrating. I think pop is scarily powerful. There are a lot of shock tactics these days. People trying to outdo each other, which will probably culminate in two people fucking on stage at the Grammys. I try to keep my blinkers on and focus on making music.”

I don’t think Lorde is wrong. If Kanye is nominated for a Grammy and wins, we will see him fucking himself on stage. That counts, right?