Category: Chyna

And Now Let’s Have A Moment With A Twerking Chyna

February 22, 2015 / Posted by:

Before some of us get neck deep into all of the Oscar shit, let’s take a moment to rejuvenate our spirit and take our souls higher by watching the original Khloe Kardashian that is Chyna twerk for her followers. On a scale from Miley Cyrus at the VMAs to Big Freedia, this mess is off the scale and you decide which way. Chyna, who is teaching English in Japan right now (Chyna in Japan), moves around like a frustrated bear trying to push out a fart. I’d laugh at Chyna, but I’m probably going to look just as messy by the end of tonight after I’ve filled myself with an entire vineyard to get through the Oscars. And Chyna must have strapped down her glorious Clitoris Rex for this twerking video, because I don’t see it flopping around.

via ONTD

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Chyna’s Long-Awaited Return To Porn Is Happening

May 26, 2011 / Posted by:

With the demand for penis clit videos on the rise, Chyna knows that now is the time for her to give the public what they want and she is returning to the world of porn! Chyna’s debut sex tape was like the Planet Earth of sex tapes, because it showed us how the elusive (don’t click on that) peirced clitordick behaves in the wild. And Chyna’s going to give us more of that.

Steve Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment tells TMZ that Chyna came to him a while ago and let him know that she’s ready to give her a cooch another whirl on the porn machine. Chyna had one request. Since she’s a whole lotta woman, she needs a whole lotta man to handle her. So Chyna asked Steve to pair her up with the biggest male porn stars in the business. Steve gave her Evan and Lee Stone, and the three of them just shot a movie called Backdoor Into Chyna.

I’m extremely impressed that a dude can give Chyna fellatio and cunnilingus at the same time. Also, I’d take Chyna over Khloe Kardashian any day of the week, but nothing good can come out of something called Backdoor Into Chyna. That’s like the activated charcoal of titles. My parts are dry heaving at the title alone. Actually, dry heaving genitals sound like a talent that could get me 3rd place on Greece’s Got Talent. Be right back.

Oh, Chyna

September 20, 2010 / Posted by:

Chyna, a 2008 graduate of Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab, has fallen off the wagon hard again. Just when Chyna starts to climb into the back of the wagon, the driver hits the gas and off she goes. TMZ reports that Chyna went way overboard with the booze and is now being treated for alcohol poisoning at UCLA Medical Center. Apparently, Chyna was rushed to the hospital earlier this morning and her condition isn’t known right now.

I’ll add updates as soon as they come in. In the meantime, somebody grab Shelly by her glasses and tell her to get over to UCLA now.

UPDATE: That was quick. A source tells TMZ that Chyna didn’t guzzle the sweet nectar like The Hoff with cotton mouth. Apparently, Chyna had trouble sleeping last night so she took some Benadryl. And by “some” I mean she swallowed 4 or 5 times the recommended amount. When Chyna woke up this morning, she got the barfs and couldn’t walk by herself. She’s getting fluids right now and will probably be released from the ER today.

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