TMZ is reporting that Chris Hansen of can let out a heavy sigh of relief because he’s no longer in trouble with the law over those checks he tried giving which had the same authenticity and worth as Monopoly money. He’s still out of a home and out of a marriage, but at least he’s not at risk for having awkward chow hall run-ins in prison with criminals he helped catch on To Catch A Predator….
If the month of January is any indication of how Chris Hansen’s 2019 is going to play out, he might as well just go back to bed and pull his (unpaid for) To Catch A Predator-branded duvet over his head until 2020. Chris was asked to “have a seat” (i.e. get finger-printed and look dour for a mugshot) by the Stamford, Connecticut police for bouncing checks on Monday. The cheesy television pedo-hunter version of Job in the Bible has followed this up by having to meet with his ex about divorce proceedings the day after he was booked AND having to vacate his apartment.
Looks like noted pedo catcher Chris Hansen is having a little case of The Shoe Being On The Other Foot, but thankfully it’s like halfway on because yes: Chris was arrested. But! It had nothing to do with underage children. Phewf! Instead it was just a classic case of Rich Guy No Longer Has As Much Money As He Used To. Pour one out for Chris Hansen’s bank account.