Open Post: Hosted By Catherine Zeta-Jones’ “Extremely Large” Zucchinis

You’ve seen Cathrine Zeta-Jones. I don’t need to tell you she is glamour personified. She’s living that rich, femme d’un certain age, caftan, and vintage statement pieces lifestyle I aspire to. The only thing missing from my mood board is widowhood (though she’s working on that). But according to Hello Magazine, Catherine’s lifestyle isn’t just comprised of decadent lounging and gesturing towards carafes you’d like the help to refill, it also includes light gardening. Catherine recently introduced her followers to a bumper crop of “stupendous courgettes,” “laid out on a bench that had been grown in her very own vegetable patch.” Because why use store-bought dildos when you can grow your very own?

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