The House Of Dior Wants Us All To Smell Like Johnny Depp

Well, this is nothing short of an act of aggression. From an olfactory perspective, Johnny Depp conjures up the struggle-fumes of lost court cases, vintage pellets of parrot excrement and the gang bang snout assault of a billion rapidly multiplying microbes incubating in the sweat-soaked folds of his mummified scarf installation. But even though he lost his libel case against The Sun, which caused Warner Bros. to force him to drop out of the Fantastic Beasts movies, he’s still got a job with Dior.

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