Lingerie For Baby

When Dannielynn Hope gets a little older, she doesn’t have to worry about buying lingerie, because her daddy just bought her a bunch! A bunch of lingerie that belonged to her dead mother. Larry spent $3,000 of Danni’s money on some lingerie worn by Anna Nicole Smith during a Playboy shoot.

Larry told AP that he bought the lingerie for his 1-year-old daughter to remember her mother by, “I have a lot of history I have to put together that she doesn’t really know about. Playboy was such a big part of Anna’s career.”

“You know, it’s not something I can show today, but something down the road. It’s not going to be in any bedtime stories anytime soon.”

You know Larry bought that shit for himself and is blaming it on the poor kid! It matched with his frosted hair. Danni doesn’t need lingerie to remember her mother by! She has Sugar Pie and Kimmy. Wait…Sugar Pie is still alive, right? Right?!

Happy Birthday Hermione!

Emma Watson has good timing. The girl left her 18-year-old Birthday party, slid into the car and flashed a little LEGAL chocha. The girl was wearing panties, but they were see-through. The girl is a millionaire! She could afford to wax that shit. Well, unless Hairy Potter likes it hairy?

Kids grow up so fast these days. One minute they are playing with legos and the next minute, they are flashing their hoohas for the world to see.

“The Most Anticipated Motion Picture Of The Year”

I really wasn’t “anticipating” this motion picture until I saw the trailer. Now I fucking can’t wait. Here’s the trailer for the “Anna Nicole” movie starring Willa Ford. When this movie goes straight to Starz (which it will) make sure you watch it at 3am after a night of drunken debauchery with a bag of cheese popcorn. This movie was made for 3am viewing.

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DanniHope Is Really Rich

Today, a judge in Los Angeles declared Dannielynn Hope the sole heir of Anna Nicole Smith’s estate. Howard K. Stern filed papers last October to clarify Anna’s 2001 will. He wanted to make sure DanniHope was the sole heir, because that was Anna’s wish.

Howie’s lawyer said, “We and Mr. Stern always believed that Anna Nicole never intended to disinherit her daughter. I’m pleased to say this chapter in the saga is closed.”

A trust was also set up for DanniHope with Larry Birkhead and Howard serving as co-trustees. Gay lovers!

DanniHope could inherit millions upon millions from the fortune of her mother’s late husband. That whole drama is still tied up in the courts.

How the hell is Howie going to get his hands on the money now? Good going Howie. He’s probably thinking he’s going to marry Danni in 17 years. Well, he probably is thinking about it.

I hope Danni inherits all that money from her mommy’s husband and takes Larry to get his hair done. Those frosted highlights expired a long time ago. It’s time to throw away the frost cap, Larry.

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Larry Continues To Cash In

Dannielynn Hope is about to go under the knife to get her cross-eyed fixed and Larry Birkhead has already promised to not allow cameras in. What’s a promise?A promise is just an opportunity for a lie in Hollywood. Page Six reports that Larry has already agreed to let The Insider and Entertainment Tonight into the hospital while DanniHope has her operation. He will reportedly take home $250,000.

Larry Birkhead denies this….well sort of. He said, “I don’t mind letting the world know how she is when she’s done, but no cameras will be there during the surgery. The only reason I spoke about it to begin with was because people blamed Anna’s medications when, in fact, it’s genetic.”

So he’s only bringing cameras into the hospital after the surgery? Great, just what Danni needs. A fucking camera in her face while she’s waking up from surgery. Oh Larry! You are seriously the greatest father the world has ever known. How is that we as humans have not devoted a whole country to you called “Fatherland” where you, King Father, can rule over the world’s children? You really are a gift.

I can’t wait for the next DanniHope chapters on The Insider. I’m guessing, “Danni’s First Poo On Her Own” and “Danni’s First Period” are next. I hope that “Danni’s First Beat Down On Her Daddy After She Finds Out He’s Been Putting Her Life On Camera” is after that.

UPDATE: Larry promises there will be no cameras at all! “I don’t mind letting the world know how she is when she’s done, but no cameras will be there during the surgery. The only reason I spoke about it to begin with was because people blamed Anna’s medications when, in fact, it’s genetic.”

I Don’t Know What’s Creepier….

…The doll or Bindi Irwin. It’s mostly her hair. Crimped pigtails? She looks straight out of Kids Incorporated and the last time I checked the year was 2008 not 1988. Although, Stacy Ferguson’s crimped hair was really hot in Kids Inc. I really want to like Bindi, but she scares the hell out of me. The rapping she did on “Today” was all sorts of creepy and now this doll. I blame her mother. What her mother needs to do is take her back to Australia and give this chick a normal childhood. If not, she’s going to be all sorts of fucked up when she gets older.

The doll has a recording of Bindi telling people to protect wildlife. At least it doesn’t say, “I don’t like you.” That would give me a heart attack.

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