The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 26th!

Paris Hilton decided that she did in fact want to kidnap the Kardashians, but Kim was the only one that would fit. – alyberry

Runners-up:

Not what he meant when he said he wanted a big, burly bear stuffed in his hatchback. – Mabel Hodges

…you could almost faintly hear Ranger Smith cackle with delight: “Oh how the tables have turned” as the car sped off, deep inside Jellystone Park… – Miss_Ann_Thrope

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 25th!

No different than my office, a bunch of dildos on a laptop….. – fleawatch

Runners-up:

Rihanna finally wised up and cloned the only attractive thing about Chris Brown. – Ecce Homo

Since Drake won’t murder her pussy a depressed Amanda Bynes decided to murder her ass and thighs instead. – TFBuckFutter

A Scientology Easter basket—melts in your mouth, creams in your hand. – tbeez

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 24th!

“No, no no, onscreen, we’re enemies, offscreen, our relationship is….special, and that’s all I will say about that” Alien, in a statement to the press after the leaked photographs. – TheWhit

Runners-up:

“I don’t care. That’s not my job. My job is to show up and be cute by 11 o’clock and get the fuck off that show by 12.” Whoopi Goldberg continues to not give a fuck. – johnnysgirl

To Catch a Predator, May sweeps edition. Chris Hansen might wanna rethink this one. – But.Seriously.Folks

The centerfold of L. Ron Hubbard’s hidden porn stash. – ISprainedMyUvula

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 23rd!

Boob job $4500, fancy undergarments $500, horse head mask $250, profit as a LeAnn Rimes look alike at a strip club? $12. – misstia

Runners-up:

In an US Weekly exclusive, Tori Spelling reveals how she spices things up for her husband in the bedroom. – Zombabe

Miley’s desperation to keep Liam has reached an all-time high; her latest plea to him is to “hop back on that pony, cowboy, and give our love another chance.” – oopssorry

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 22nd!

“When he bathes, it’s always by himself. When he drinks, no one wants to be around. Meet….The least interesting man in the world.” – Whaaaaat

Runners-up:

Chris Martin’s idea of a vacation from Goopy involves a trip to a poor’s house for lavatory water sports and lite beer. This could be PARA, PARADISE!! – skabazzle

“Every time he drinks, he tries to pleasure himself…orally. His father and I had no choice”-Loser’s mom (name withheld) – Boys for Pele

Is this the only way to get Rob Kardashian to stop eating? – parissucksliterally

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 19th!

Tonight on VH1: Behind the Cartoon, we catch up with the addictions, illnesses, and economic hardships faced by longtime couple Holly Hobby and Strawberry Shortcake. – Strepsi

Runners-up:

Here Comes Homely Boo Boo – Fruitibras

Sophia Grace and Rosie’s fame peaked early. It was all downhill from the Ellen show. – bkmn

A rough economy has forced the Walmart price fairies to reconsider the definition of “low price.” Additionally, it has forced Walmart to reconsider the definition of “price fairy.” – Cinesnatch

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