The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 6th!

Mama June’s wedding reception met every expectation. – oryx

Runners-up:

Stills from the Miley and Liam sex tape nobody needed. – cmclaughlin09

Even the most exotic people still have the same old pedestrian argument about should the toilet paper go over or under. – citizenstrange

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 3rd!

Tommy Girl’s beard casting process heats up – they’ve reached the “lie like a rug” stage. – OurMissC

Runners-up:

These came spilling down Baggage Claim and Leonardo still protested he “had nothing to do with it!” – TexnDoc

From the creators of Slip n Slide, it’s Astroglide. For the dick in you! – Boys for Pele

MTV presents “Teen Moms go Buckwild on the Jersey Shore” – parissucksliterally

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 2nd!

“Teen Mom Farrah decided to expand her marketing campaign for her porno, The “double doody” plunger now comes FREE with each Backdoor Teen Mom purchase!” – The one and only JAMS

Runners-up:

Anal beads and a plunger, now you can clog and unclog at the same time. – svp

IN THIS ECONOMY, even the Lands End Overstock website has reached a new low. “Not quite perfect” ski poles, my ass! – BaconSlut

Suck & Fuck. – itsthebritneybitch

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 1st!

A rare sighting of the Ginger Baby Conception Ritual. – annobanano

Runners-up:

And this is why James Taylor will never again do Ecstasy with Gary Busey. – Whaaaaat

Tan Mom: “Told ya’ll my tape was gonna be way hotter than that Teen Mom wannabe, and it cost only a fraction of what she spent to make it. We saved a ton of MONIES on lighting.” – OB420

Archeologists were stunned and elated to stumble upon highly detailed cave drawings of the first male strip clubs, wherein cavemen held actual clubs. – herroyalflyness

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 30th!

“Free at last!!” thought Bruce Jenner, as he escaped from Greece on a passing ice floe. – dbella

Runners-up:

The narwhal sex tour is everything I had hoped for. – cgwalt

Taking into account extreme changes in weather patterns due to global warming, Donald Trump contemplates his new free floating casino off the coast of Florida. – OneEyedSue

Poor Chaz will do just about anything to cover up those lingering hot flashes. – treasure

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 29th!

Gwyneth Paltrow’s “Goop the Musical” preformed by her pure, odorless, organically produced bowel movements. – flori-duh

Runners-up:

First E! brought you Kim and Kourtney Take Miami. Now get ready for Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Take a Dump. – Rocket

Teen Mom Farrah’s porno merchandise, such as the poo pillows, didn’t do so well. – misstia

Dairy Queen tried to increase sales of chocolate soft serve with a themed playground. It didn’t work. – Fruitibras

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