Category: Nicole Richie
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 14th!
Poor Goopy knows exactly what to expect when she goes to the restroom after having a coke and an Oreo. – LaChaylo
Runners-up:
The real reason for the break up… this is what Ryan Seacrest saw every time he looked at Julianne Hough. – tojo
I don’t see what the big deal is. It’s just proof that Federline jacked off last time he was at the beach. – Skinnymalinky
Being an epileptic at SeaWorld also has its advantages! – BaconSlut
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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 13th!
Courtney Stodden was afraid jumping out of a cake for her husband’s birthday party would mess up her lip gloss, so she opted for plan B. – jellin76
Runners-up:
So…your prostitute’s name was Tucky Charms, who kept bragging about being “Magically Suspicious”, and you woke up this morning with a weird phallic shaped bruise on your face? Well, that is a mystery… – cs182
It was only a matter of time before someone found another use for that lickable wallpaper from Willy Wonka’s factory tour. – Migraine Sally
Charlie Sheen knew exactly what to get his twin boys for their fifth birthday. He wasn’t worried about the size – they’d grow into it. – LaChaylo
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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 10th!
Meals on Wheels: Zombie Apocalypse Edition – Sweetas
Runners-up:
Pro tip: ALWAYS use a professional escort to fulfill your “UPS Man” fantasy, otherwise you’ll get what you pay for. – Furry-Hunk-Of-Man-Beef
When she heard “$2000 for anything you can push, pull, or drag in!” it was as if her prayers had been answered. – GingeMinge
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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 9th!
Donald Trump was forced to drop his lawsuit when photos of his biological parents emerged. – H321
Runners-up:
Go to Australia, they said. The hot little natives there will be jumping all over your crotch, they said. – ImpertinentVixen
Abandon me in Germany? Look at me now bitch! – daisy100
Farrah, thought the money was going to your child’s education? Not on a topless beach vacay in St Tropez. – El Bastardo
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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 8th!
Marlee Matlin signs “BOY that’s a noisy model.” – TexnDoc
Runner-up:
The rejects from the Hamburger Helper auditions opted for a career in fashion. – dbella
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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 7th!
Never before seen maternity pictures of Dexter Morgan’s birth mother. – Classof1997
Runners-up:
Warning: Misuse of the female condom can result in pregnancy, entrapment, and looking like a dumb ass. – killerswan
Some smart husband got a new car and is ready for that water to break this time. It’s wear that or she walks to the hospital. – TexnDoc
Oddly, the “Laura Palmer” was not a popular choice for maternity photo shoots.- Fruitibras