The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 22nd!

This is what you get when you use Kickstarter to fund a reboot of “Passion of the Christ.” – Stock Broker

Runners-up:

Jesus: the college years – Sweetas

Pat Robinson had to come out of the closet when these pictures of his boy toy leaving his home emerged. – misstia

Desperate for attention and tired of waiting up nights for her lover to slither between her black satin sheets, Jenny Shimizu has resorted to stealing items from St. Angie’s backyard. – H321

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 21st!

Poor Rey Mysterio — he forgot he’d already taken his wrestling mask off… – I am Legend

Runners-up:

The advances in medicine are now making it easier to give yourself head with no teeth to get on the way. – svp

After meeting Justin Theroux, Jennifer Anniston decided to dismember and return her former groom. – FluffKitteh

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 20th!

Alice was just never quite the same after Mel’s Diner closed. – BaconSlut

Runners-up:

This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. This is your brain with salmonella. – OurMissC

Rachael Ray needs to remember Elvira Hancock and “Don’t get high on your own supply”. – TexnDoc

“I don’t know where I went wrong, I started the kids out every day with a wholesome home cooked methfast, I mean breakfast.” – Dina Lohan – ijustcant

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 17th!

OK Goopy we get it. Your backyard cookout is way, way better and more sophisticated than ours. – citizenstrange

Runners-up:

Chelsea Lately overdoes her sunbathing again and has to be scraped up by her assistants, who never let a good opportunity go to waste. – LaChaylo

Kirstie Alley goes to Hell. – cs182

When John Travolta heard about a piping-hot hole surrounded by wieners, he came running–but left disappointed. – FluffKitteh

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 15th!

OK, when the Kitchen Nightmare cameras zoomed in real close I understand why Ramsey sent this pizza back. – TexnDoc

Runners-up:

The yearly cleaning of Mama June’s chin folds is going well…no casualties as of yet. – faux_0

Porn from 2025: Middle-Aged Mom Farrah Abraham in Prolapse Boogaloo 14 – Cookie-Slore

In the Crème de menthe liqueur wrestling contest, the “I can lick my own taint’ guy always wins. ALWAYS. – AnointyNointy

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 15th!

Rejected by the Macy’s parade committee, the Def Jam balloon featured a tribute to Russell Simmons and the hot dogs that were surgically removed from Kimora Lee’s neck. – Dawn Davenport

Runners-up:

After much begging and pleading from PMK, The city of Los Angeles finally agreed to give Kim Kardashian her very own float for the upcoming Memorial Day parade. – N.

Oh, look! Jennifer Aniston’s honeymoon balloon ride ‘accidentally’ crash landed on St. Angie’s property. Well played Jennifer, well played. – seejaneclick

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