The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 31st!

Introducing the cast for the inaugural season of PBS’ “Teletubby Fit Club.” – Hell Belle

Runners-up:

The modeling of Kim Kardashian’s ninth month maternity wardrobe. – jefftexas

“Ummm…where’s the BLACK one?”…said no Mel Gibson ever. – suze

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 30th!

I can’t believe it’s not Sparta! – cs182

Runners-up:

Facing limited career options once he reached his 20s, the yellow Sour Patch Kid became Calvin Klein’s latest golden-headed twink boy. – Trixster

News flash, the butter face brigade does exist, and surprisingly, it isn’t headed by Tori Spelling. – Emeriesan

Demi was having the time of her life with her new paid for piece. Sadly, she didn’t realize until it was too late that Vaseline dissolves Trojans. – MrsPotatoHead

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 29th!

Blind item…Even though they told us she was staying at The Betty Ford Clinic, we found out that she is really staying at The Gold Mine “labs” Ranch. – Michael Martinez

Runners-up:

The reason behind Liam and Miley’s break-up emerges – a difference of opinion on living arrangements. – whatyoulookinat

In an effort to expand its membership into rural America, the Scientologists purchased the most expansive compound money can buy in Mississippi. – Zombabe

♫”I’ll use my cock to pick the lock” said Barnacle Bill the sailor, “I just got paid, you’re gonna get laid” said Barnacle Bill the sailor …♪ – OurMissC

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 28th!

Hugh was warned early in his Hollywood career, if you want to make it here, get yourself a six pack and a beard. Eventually he caught on. – daisy100

Runners-up:

Toby brings the refreshments for the night’s GIRLS marathon. – H321

Not to be outdone, Pete Doherty showed up the next day with a bottle of Bacardi 151 braided into his armpit hair. – SANS FARDS

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 24th!

In an effort to counter all the bad press they’ve been receiving on GMO’s, Monsanto decides to launch a charitable PR campaign to benefit Locks of Love. – Danasaurus Sex

Runners-up:

“I whip my cheese back and forth…I whip my cheese back and forth” – zocalo1

Last time I keep Rogaine in the refrigerator. – ProfessorVP

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 23rd!

Minutes later, a float of a tough English schoolgirl beat up this float for trying to copycat Taylor Swift. – RandéSleepover

Runners-up:

Does this dress make my pussy look fat? – zocalo1

Having retired his position of City Correspondent at SNL, Stefon quickly found a new way to keep midgets in his life. – BaconSlut

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