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For British Vogue’s Pride issue, international treasure Miriam Margolyes graced one of its covers with her magnificent presence and did a Calendar Girls-like photo shoot with her chichis out. Putting the YES in Margolyes. In the issue, Miriam talked about coming out in the 1960s, her partner of 54 years, and how her career is thriving in her 80s. Miriam Margolyes has truly come a long way from Arnold Schwarzenegger farting in her face to her beautiful face covering Vogue. We are living in the Margolyessaince!  – British Vogue

If you were wondering if it’s okay to punch a Nazi, Harrison Ford is here to let you know that he’ll hold your purse the next time you want to punch one. Because, according to him, it’s totally okay to fist a Nazi in the face – HuffPo

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Because of production delays and the writers’ strike, Disney has pushed back the release date of several movies and sequels, including ten million more Avatar movies. Okay, there are three more. Avatar 3 has been pushed to December 2025. Avatar 4 is coming out in December 2029, and Avatar 5 won’t see the light of a movie theater (if movie theaters exist then) until December 2031. If you asked me this morning, what I was having for dinner, I’d say, “Bitch, I can’t plan that far ahead!” So I definitely haven’t thought about 2031! But you know time flies. And since each Avatar movie is eons-long, if you start watching the first and second one now, the fifth will be out by the time you’re done! – The A.V. Club

A year after Johnny Depp’s train wreck defamation trial against Amber Heard stunk up the internet and ended with him mostly winning, she has paid the $1 million settlement she owes him. Johnny is planning to give the money to charity, and no, not The Johnny Depp Halfway House for Wayward Scarves – Just Jared

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Treat Williams Has Died

Treat Williams gave a little something to every generation. He joyously let out a hippie yodel in 1979’s Hair movie. He bestowed massive amounts of charm on 80s kids as The Little Mermaid’s prince in Shelley Duvall’s Faerie Tale Theatre. And he was the first daddy crush for many when he played a small-town doctor in Everwood. Not to mention Prince of the City, Smooth Talk, and more. So, many are feeling the sads in a big way this morning after hearing that Treat Williams tragically died yesterday in a motorcycle accident. He was 71.

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We already know that Larry David is definitely not endorsing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for President, even though he has love for his co-star and RFK Jr.’s wife, Cheryl Hines. So which celebrities are endorsing RFK Jr.? Well, RFK Jr. won the coveted Cher Horowitz endorsement. He has Alicia Silverstone’s vote. Alicia believes RFK Jr. provides “hope for young and old to trust our government once again” and adds that he’s the candidate to “unify the divide in this country.” This isn’t that shocking since anti-vaxxers gotta stick together! And it’s also not shocking since this is far from the first time that a mound of messiness has come out of Alicia’s mouth. I mean, remember how she used to pre-chew her son’s food and spit that mess in his mouth like they were birds?  – Entertainment Tonight

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association has announced they will soon be no more because they’re shutting down. The Golden Globes now belong to Dick Clark Productions, and they plan to keep that shit going. Dick Clark Productions didn’t say who will vote for the Golden Globes now. But I say that they shouldn’t bother with pesky voting and should instead give every Golden Globe to Pia Zadora every year – Entertainment Weekly

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