It’s Bingham Hawn Bellamy!

August 15, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

In case you forgot what a tiny newbornling looks like, here’s Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy’s 5-week-old son Bingham Hawn Bellamy (that name still makes my eyeballs twist) making his public debut in a picture his dad Twatted yesterday.

You know, Kate Hudson probably brought in a stylist to perfectly blow out her hair and then made her make-up artist do up her face up so it looks like the sunlight is naturally bringing out the rosy in her cheeks, but bitch couldn’t pose Bing so he doesn’t look like he’s trying to pull a new name out of his nose?

And how dare Kate and Matt release the first picture of Bing for free! They could’ve done a 10-page spread for Life & Style and donated all of the money to a children’s charity. Think of all the third world orphans who will starve until the Grim Reaper taps on their shoulders, because of Kate and Matt’s selfishness!

But seriously, now that I look at Bing, he looks more like a Chanandler Bong to me.

via Too Fab

Tags: BABIES!!!, Duggars, Kate Hudson

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