A Little Fuck Bomb In The Morning

April 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Fuck bombs really do make the world go ’round. They make me realize that everybody loves the fuck word even when they know they shouldn’t. Fuck bombs are like the little ghosts in Pac-Man. I eat that shit up. Anyway, on Fox News yesterday, Shep Smith and a couple of grey heads were talking about torture (which they know a lot about since they work at Fox) when he got his nuts in a twist and let the f-word fly. The bestest part is the moment when Shep realizes it. I say the same thing whenever I gamble with a fart and lose.

P.S. – What the fuck are all those pencils for? As punishment, is Fox going to make Shep sharpen them all in the corner?

VIA Gawker

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