Moment Of Lies

Last night was slut night on “Moment of Truth.” Some chick that looked like Lindsay Lohan in 2 years was on and had to answer questions about being a slut. The woman’s ex-boyfriend came out and asked her if she felt she should be married to him instead of her husband. She answered “yes” and the creepy robot voice (I think that robot voice is Katie Holmes) confirmed she was telling the truth. She was also asked if she had ever fucked another dude while married to her husband. She answered “yes” and the creepy robot voice again confirmed she was telling the truth.

This is the thing, I love a slut admitting she’s a slut, but I’m also a skeptic. I have a hard time watching this show, because I have a hard time believing all of this is real. Homegirl is a bad actress. She’s giving Lindsay Lohan a run for her Razzie Award. The husband also looked like any other gay actor plucked from central casting.

This is the other thing, the woman lost all her money when she answered the question “Do you think you are a good person?” incorrectly. I don’t trust that lie detector shit! Producers could easily gather together and tell the creepy robot voice to say she’s lying, so she doesn’t win the money.

I know, I’m a total fun killer, but I just didn’t believe that shit. I want to believe it. If my man told me he was cheating on me on National TV, that shit would have been like Jerry Springer. It would have gone from “Moment of Truth” to “Moment of Death.”