Night Crumbs

May 23, 2023 / Posted by:

Aubrey Plaza has yet to see herself on The White Lotus because streaming services annoy her about as much as a glass full of almond milk does. Aubrey says that she doesn’t really fuck with streaming services because she can’t figure out how to get them to actually stream. So instead, she just goes to iTunes and buys the movies and TV shows she wants to watch. File that under Tales From The One Percent because that’s some rich people shit. But when the apocalypse happens, and the internet is taken out, you now know to befriend Aubrey Plaza. Because she’ll have an Apple TV or a laptop full of shows that you can hook up to a doomsday generator and watch for hours. Although, if Aubrey only downloaded The Kardashians, then that would be a “Twilight Zone episode where that loner bookworm’s reading glasses break” type of situation – Just Jared

BREAKING! Cheating morning show lovebirds Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes are still together, and in fact, they recently did some running together. No, they weren’t running away from rumors that he’s already cheating on her. They ran together in the Brooklyn Half Marathon – Celebitchy

Todd Haynes says that his next movie will be a gay love story set in 1930s Los Angeles, and Joaquin Phoenix will star. Todd thinks it’s going to be NC-17 since Joaquin Phoenix is pushing him to go further. So this is good news for anyone who really wants to see Joaquin Phoenix get into some old-timey butt sex fun using kitchen grease as lube (it was the Great Depression, okay?) while Glenn Miller blares on a gramophone¬† – IndieWire

TikTok took a page out of Disney’s “How To Fuck With DeSantis” playbook and is suing Montana for violating its First Amendment rights after Montana banned the app – NBC News

Because no daytime talk show is complete without some behind-the-scenes drama going on, there’s a little behind-the-scenes drama on The Jennifer Hudson ShowLainey Gossip

Matthew Knowles’ bank accounts, I mean Matthew Knowles, would very much like it if Destiny’s Child reunited – OMG Blog

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