Night Crumbs

Being the great decision-maker that she is, Doja Cat decided it was a good idea to gnaw at the hand that feeds her by basically calling her fans suckers for buying her last two pop albums, 2019’s Hot Pink and 2021’s Planet Her. Doja Brat called the pop albums “cash grabs” and said that her fans “fell for it.” “She then burped up about how she’s sick of “cranking out digestible pop hits for children on twitter to get into fights about.” For someone who tries to act like she’s so unbothered, she’s every layer of bothered! But whatever, for me, Doja Cat’s career peak and ended with the 2018 poetic masterpiece, Bitch, I’m A Cow! She’ll never top that- The A.V. Club
Scarlett Johansson says that she has no bad feelings against Disney after suing their asses. Of course, she doesn’t hold a grudge against Disney. Trick sued and got paid! Mickey Mouse, on the other hand, is probably still pissed he had to pay up. And every time he walks by a tree, he probably throws the dirtiest look at it – Celebitchy
Meanwhile, at the Chanel Cruise show in Los Angeles, Margot Robbie showed up looking like she stumbled in while getting lost on her way to Burning Man – Lainey Gossip
The alleged Queen of Ozempic Parties, Mindy Kaling, says that the attention on her body is a “little much,” and her new look is from exercise. Honestly, she should’ve just pulled a Lionel Richie and said, “Excuse my beauty, but my new look is from fucking all the time!” – BuzzFeed
My new kink IS Mandy Patinkin yelling while repping The Princess Bride on the writers’ strike picket line – The Hollywood Reporter
A quick second after Jonathan Majors was arrested on assault charges, his lawyer vowed that the charges would be dropped. Well, they haven’t been, and in fact, a new complaint has been added as his lawyer continues to throw shit at the wall hoping that something sticks – Just Jared
Heather Armstrong, a pioneer of blogging who wrote about motherhood, depression, and addiction on her site Dooce, died by suicide. She was only 47 – Pajiba
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