Night Crumbs

May 4, 2023 / Posted by:

Soon the corner of Santa Monica and Robertson in West Hollywood won’t be covered with Pump-Tini-infused barf from drunken messes stumbling out of Pump Restuarant. Lisa Vanderpump (seen above with late fluffy angel Giggy Vanderpump) announced that Pump Restaurant will pump out its last Pumparita in July. Pump is closing its doors for good after ten years because THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH (copyright: Jimmy McMillan)… even for Lisa Vanderpump – E! News

Before Gwyneth Paltrow was causing eye-rolling muscles everywhere to strain, she won the Best Actress Oscar in 1999, and she thinks that was the moment when people turned on her because she was made fun of for crying. So I guess the 1999 Oscars was the start of Goopy’s villain origin story. And after winning the biggest prize, she says that she didn’t know what to do next. The answer to that question is easy: hand the Oscar over to Cate Blanchett or Fernanda Montenegro! – IndieWire

Paulina Porizkova has a new boo, and they went public with their love during a trip to Paris, where they almost dressed up as authentic Parisians. I say “almost‘ because they’re not holding baguettes! – People

Because Jenna Ortega admitted to changing lines in Wednesday scripts that she felt weren’t very Wednesday Addams, she has been dragged into the writers’ strike – Just Jared

At 85 years old, Jane Fonda is the happiest she’s ever been. I believe her. I mean, many of us would be farting up rainbows of happiness, too, if we were that rich and had Lily Tomlin’s private number saved under our favorites in our phones – Celebitchy

File this under: CHRIS PRATT MUST BE STOPPED! It looks like Chris Pratt accidentally posted the “headshot” he meant to send along with his resume to Quentin Tarantino to try to land an audition – The Cut

QUICK! For the sake of humanity and uteruses everywhere, tell Nick Cannon that he’d look so much better with longer hair, and he should never ever cut it again! – Complex

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