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Jimmy McMillan, the Rent Is 2 Damn High Party’s official candidate for New York State Governor!

Well, look at what became of Papa Smurf. Ole’ boy packed up his favorite pair of black gloves and left the Smurf Village to pursue a career in politics in New York State! And thank the luscious twin powder puffs on his chin, because THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH and it’s about time someone shouts this loud and clear on the political stage.

At last night’s debate, Jimmy McMillan foreclosed on all of his opponents by stealing the spotlight with a message we can all get behind. Not only can Samuel L. Jackson officially retire as the voice of badassness, but Andrew Cuomo can look into that nice time share in Florida, because Jimmy McMillan has this. Here are a few reasons why the key to New York State should land in Jimmy’s gloved hand:

So, Jimmy, the rent…what do you think?: “The rent is too damn high.”

Jimmy, what do you think about gay marriage? You can stroke the field of baby’s breath on your face if it helps you come up with an answer: “The Rent Is 2 Damn High Party feels if you want to marry a shoe, I’ll marry you.”

Jimmy, talk some shit about that dusty queen Carl Paladino. I mean, you have to have something to say about the fact that it looks like his eyes are covered in eyeshadow from the Grim Reaper’s make-up collection (in shade: COLD DEATH): “As a karate expert, I will not talk about anybody up here. Because our children have nowhere to go.”

What about those gloves, Jimmy? Do wear those so that there won’t be any trace of your fingerprints on your landlord’s neck after you strangle him due to the rent being too damn high?: “Don’t forget I was in Vietnam for two and half years and I have three Bronze Stars, but the chemicals of Agent Orange—dioxin and a lot of other chemicals mixed up—I would get sick. When I get home tonight, I know I’m not going to be able to breathe if I take them off. It could be psychological, I don’t know, but I just put em on and wear them anyway.”

And here’s the video of Jimmy’s greatest hits from last night’s. Santy Claus jumped down the chimney and Christmas has come early!

If that’s still not enough for you, clear your schedule for the day and spend some quality time with The Rent Is 2 Damn High Party’s website. I can’t wait to drop my shit to that song in 2016 at Jimmy McMillan’s presidential inauguration.

via Gawker TV & NY Daily News (Thanks to everyone who sent this in)