Night Crumbs

March 30, 2023 / Posted by:

Last year, Nick Cannon claimed that he spends a lot more than $3 million a year to care for his evergrowing child army, and he didn’t mean he spends that much on child support. Nick doesn’t do child support, thankyouverymuch. He recently said that he doesn’t give any kind of “monthly allowance” or a “set amount of money” to the mother of his ten million children. Instead, he says that they have to tell him what they need, and he’ll give it to them, saying, “There’s never been something that one of the mothers of my children has asked for and they didn’t receive.” That sounds about as messy as Nick is, but I’m also throwing a side-eye at him for saying that the mother of his children pretty much get what they ask for. I mean, if one of them submitted a request for birth control, he’d take a break from making another baby to furiously stamp DENIED on that shit – People

I see that Chris Pine has been raiding Sonny Crockett’s closet – Lainey Gossip

What do you know?! Elon Musk is now the most followed user on Elon Musk’s Twitter, and it only cost him $44 billion. But as Elon takes his bought spot at the popular kids’ table, his biggest fan Catturd has turned on him! – Uproxx

And if you need a palate cleanser after reading the name Elon Musk, here’s one in the form of national treasure Keanu Reeves giving an awww-inducing comment about his “honey” (and no, he’s not talking about you!) – Just Jared

Angela White, aka Blac Chyna, says that when she got her balance ball ass reduced, her doctor removed 1,250 CCs of silicone. “A two-liter Coke bottle all in my booty,” she said. To which all-natural wonder Mary Magdelene (not that Mary Magdelene) responded to by letting out a “pfft” since her farts alone are made of more than 1,250 CCs of silicone – Bossip

Justine Bateman doesn’t give a shit that people hate on her Botox-free face – Celebitchy

Did I miss the part where Jillian Michaels got a job naming plus-size clothing stores in Thailand? – OMG Blog

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