May 3, 2013 / Posted by:

TMZ just keeps the dash cam hits coming and here’s the grand finale (I think) of Reese Witherspoon, AN AMERICAN CITIZEN!!!, getting arrested by a cop while saying whatever she wants to on free ground, because she’s AN AMERICAN CITIZEN!!!

The clip starts out with Reese telling the officer that her name is Reese Witherspoon and this is about to be national news. My favorite part is when she goes, “Absolutely, you told me not to get out of the car and I said, to you ‘I DIS.AGREE.’” If my drunk ass got out of a car and sassed an officer like that, I’d be eating the ground he has jurisdiction over.

Reese then gets into the back of the cop car and her drunk driving husband Jim Toth manages to be the voice of reason. Jim tells her that she’s making it worse and she just needs to stop. Shut up, Jim! You don’t have jurisdiction over Reese’s vocal cords and she’s an American citizen who can say whatever she wants on free ground! Besides if Reese did shut up, she wouldn’t have barfed out ridiculous shit nugget after ridiculous shit nugget and made my week complete.

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