Night Crumbs

February 24, 2023 / Posted by: Michael K

If you watch Succession, you’ll soon have to get your fix for insufferable billionaires pulling schemes and acting a mess by reading Elon Musk’s Twitter (*shudder*). Because Succession overlord Jesse Armstrong said in an interview with The New Yorker that the show’s upcoming fourth season, which starts up on March 26, will be its last. That sound you hear is Succession‘s cast and crew loudly exhaling over not having to put up with Jeremy Strong’s method foolery anymore. But how is it going to end? I say Logan Roy croaks while yelling at his kids and leaves his entire empire to Gerri as Cousin Greg and Tom join hands and skip off into their bromantical spin-off called Kissing Cousins-In-Law – The Hollywood Reporter

Fresh off from becoming a meme during her Babyannouncementpalooza performance (aka the Super Bowl Halftime), RiRi and her unborn baby will head to the Oscars where she’ll yodel out Lift Me Up, the nominated song from Black Panther: Wakanda Forever – Lainey Gossip

Olivia Wilde’s PR team, I mean a source, would like you to know that she’s fine, is still friendly with Harry Styles, and totally doesn’t burst into tears when she sees watermelon or sugar or while making her magical boner-inducing salad dressing – Celebitchy

Lana Del Rey’s father, nepo daddy Rob Grant, is about to give his daughter a run for her cooing money because he’s got his own album coming out. Can’t wait to hear him sing out the lyrics, “My bussy tastes like vanilla Ensure.” – OMG Blog

Another day, another Shakira collab where she disses her ex. Okay, but I’m still waiting for Shakira to deliver a seriously devastating diss track against her ex in a collab with her balcony witch! – HuffPo

Like a can of pink AquaNet after my chola cousin used it twice, The Goldbergs is done and ending after 10 seasons – SOW

Model Ashley Morgan Smithline, who filed a lawsuit against Marilyn Manson for allegedly raping her and then dropped that lawsuit, has now done a complete 180 by taking back her allegations and claiming that she was pressured to make them by Evan Rachel Wood and Evan’s “associates,” which Evan’s rep denies – Jezebel

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