Night Crumbs
Just two months after Jay Leno found himself laid up in the hospital with second and third-degree burns from a gasoline fire in his garage, he found himself laid up in the hospital AGAIN. On January 17th, Jay’s 72-year-old ass was knocked off his motorcycle, and the fall broke his collarbone and two ribs. He also cracked his kneecaps. Jay claims that he was riding through a parking lot when unbeknownst to him, some guy strung a wire across the lot, and it clotheslined him. What in Looney Tunes HELL? Does Conan O’Brien have an alibi?! On top of that, CNBC has canceled his car show Jay Leno’s Garage and probably because they’re making room for his next show, Jay Leno’s Weekly Ambulance Ride – SOW
GMA3 lovebirds Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes have reportedly said BYE BITCH to ABC News after mediations between both sides got messy. There was talk that ABC News was going to keep Amy, but it looks like she’s following T.J. out the exit door, and their contracts will be paid out. To think, that shameless stunt queen Mickey Mouse didn’t keep them on as a ratings ploy. I thought I knew you, Mickey. But whatever, Amy and T.J. don’t need ABC because I’m sure they’ll get better offers, like an offer to host a revival of Cheaters – Just Jared
Mia Goth, who some people believe should’ve received an Oscar nomination for her performance in Pearl, was asked why she thinks the Academy fails to recognize horror movies. As Toni Collette (Hereditary) perked up, Mia said that the Oscars are very political and not really based on quality. Okay, but the Academy did recognize a piece of horror this year (see: Ana de Armas’ nomination for her horror show performance in the horror movie Blonde) – Celebitchy
Noted MILF hunter and Four Loko’s answer to a Bee Gee, Yung Gravy, has been sued by Rick Astley for stealing Rick’s voice. Yung Gravy’s song Betty (Get Money) samples Never Gonna Give You Up, and Rick authorized the instrumental of his song only. But Yung Gravy got a Rick Astley impersonator to recreate Rick’s vocals for his song without Rick’s permission. So Rick is suing. And now, I’m going to ask Alexa to play my new favorite song Ricky (Get Money) – Pajiba
FYI: Stephen Dorff, star of Bucky Larson, Born To Be A Star, still thinks Marvel movies are garbage – The A.V. Club
It’s the full trailer for Party Down season 3! – Lainey Gossip
Phoebe Waller-Bridge was working on a Mr. and Mrs. Smith series with Donald Glover and eventually left that project over “creative differences.” Well, now she’s going to work on a Tomb Raider series for Amazon. Is Phoebe trying to work her way through all of Angelina Jolie’s old movies? Somebody stop her before she does a By The Sea reboot! – The Hollywood Reporter
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