Night Crumbs

January 3, 2023 / Posted by:

Last year, Bond producers shit on everyone’s dream of seeing Idris Elba shimmy his 50-year-old chichis into James Bond’s tuxedo by saying that they’re looking for an actor in his 30s to take over the role from Daniel Craig. Well, apparently, producers met with 32-year-old Aaron Taylor-Johnson (seen on the left looking like A Night At The Roxbury extra) for the role and are also interested in 30-year-old Lucien Laviscount. No, Lucien Laviscount isn’t a vampire duke from Transylvania. He’s in Emily in Paris. While reading this story, I read Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s name as Anya Taylor-Joy, and now I really want to see her as Bond. But seriously, if ATJ gets the role, I’m sure many people will suggest to producers that the villain should be a certain alleged predator groomer (aka his wife, Sam Taylor-Johnson) who is responsible for unleashing a torturous weapon upon the world (aka the first Fifty Shades of Grey movie) and who ATJ should get far, far away from – The A.V. Club

Brad Pitt’s PR team would like you to know that he dried his tears from Babylon flopping on the bosom of his new piece, Ines de Ramon, in Mexico – Lainey Gossip

And as Brad Pitt did that, his ex, Angelina Jolie, and their eldest daughter, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, had coffee with newly single Paul Mescal in London. Either St. Angie and Paul are majorly in love and things are so serious that she’s introduced him to one of the chosen ones, or St. Angie and Shiloh are just Normal People fans¬† – Yahoo! Entertainment

Okay, who the fuck ghosted Drew Barrymore?! – Celebitchy

Not long after Matthew Lawrence and Cheryl Burke’s marriage hit the gutter and they split, she seemed to accuse him of being a cheating trollop during their marriage. Well, Matthew’s alleged wandering peen is now Chilli from TLC’s problem.¬† Because a few months after it was rumored that “longtime friends” Matthew and Chilli were doing it, they confirmed that they’re a couple on Instagram. Oh, Chilli, did you forget all the times that sang about now wanting a scrub?! – Just Jared

In other messy former child star news, Drake Bell and his wife Janet Von Schmeling have separated, and he’s checked himself into rehab. Neither are surprising since Drake was recently papped huffing balloons with his child in the car – SOW

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