Night Crumbs
At the beginning of this year, two Ana de Armas fans (Rodrigo, is that you?) hit Universal with a deceptive advertising lawsuit for pulling some bait-and-switch shit by featuring their beloved Ana in the trailer for the movie Yesterday, even though she didn’t make the final cut. The two fans claim that they only rented the movie from Amazon Prime for $3.99 each because Ana was in the trailer. But her face was nowhere to be seen in the movie when they watched it. They want at least $5 million (not a typo) “on behalf of affected consumers.” Well, a judge recently gave those fans a win by ruling that the trailer falls under California’s False Adverting Law, and the lawsuit can move forward. So, this lawsuit will probably lead to every trailer getting a disclaimer that reads: Some Shit In This Trailer Won’t Be In The Actual Movie, Okay?! And if these hardcore Ana de Armas fans are victorious, then it may lead to even more lawsuits like this. Prepare for tricks to sue over the fact that the movie Dick doesn’t feature actual dick. And I’m sure there will be a lawsuit against the studio behind Snow Dogs for making us believe it was a talking dog movie that will actually make us laugh (emphasis on the last part) – Pajiba
And I also expect the Swifties to see that crazy lawsuit above and sue the Academy for not putting Taylor Swift’s short movie, All Too Well, on the 2023 Oscar shortlist (but Tay Tay did make the shortlist for Best Original Song) – Entertainment Weekly
Cillian Murphy and his family moved from London to his homeland of Ireland, partly because his kids started speaking like little Sir Patrick Stewarts, and as a proud Irishman, he couldn’t stand for that! – Celebitchy
“QUICK, Henry, post a pic with your nipples out” is what Henry Cavill’s PR team might be screaming at him today because there’s more talk of him being an alleged gamer incel – Jezebel
Here’s the trailer for the sequel series to That ’70s Show called That ’90s Show, and my one big takeaway is that the polyester mop on Topher Grace’s head must have magical age-reversing powers. Because aging, he has not – Uproxx
The year is 2045, and 99-year-old Dolly Parton is sweeping the Grammys for the secret song she buried in a time capsule at Dollywood 30 years before – Just Jared
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