Night Crumbs
At last night’s People’s Choice Awards (yes, that shit still happens), Shania Twain (yes, that’s Shania Twain) plopped a mound of Poochie’s fur onto her head and got into a custom Rodarte look that paid tribute to her leopard ensemble from the video for That Don’t Impress Me Much. I’m into it, and solely because Shania looks like Jem if Jem became the High Priestess of a cult devoted to worshipping Peg Bundy – Just Jared
Not to be outdone by Shania Twain’s fashion fuckery, Lily Collins showed up to Emily in Paris’ premiere in what looks like the losing look of a Project Runway challenge where designers had to make a Lana Turner-inspired dress out of old tights and pantyhose – Jezebel
Lizzo was given the People’s Champion award at last night’s People’s Choice Awards, and during her acceptance speech, she redirected the spotlight to 17 female activists who are fighting the good fight. And as Lizzo gave love to the activists, God was up in heaven thinking, “Um, this is an award show speech; when is she going to thank me already?!” – Billboard
The next season of The Great British Bake Off will probably have 99.999% fewer sex jokes in it because Matt Lucas won’t be back to host – Pajiba
TIME Magazine spared us another year of seeing a bloated egotistical tonsil stone on its Person of the Year cover. Because Elon Musk was not named POTY for the second time in a row. This year’s title has rightfully gone to the President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelenskyy. But speaking of bloated egos, Sean Penn’s bloated ego is probably getting bigger from him thinking that the “lucky” Oscar trophy he lent to Zelenskyy had something to do with this – TIME
Wanda Sykes, Sarah Silverman, Chelsea Handler, John Leguizamo, and others will take turns sitting in The Daily Show host chair after Trevor Noah leaves – SOW
Rita Wilson says that she talks to the friends and relatives she has lost. I do that too, but it does make sense that Rita does it. Because talking to a ghost is a billion times better than talking to Chet Haze – Celebitchy
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