Who Is October’s Hot Slut Of The Month?
Colin Mitchell, the UPS driver whose hotness was sextupled when we all found out that he saved two dogs from possible drowning while delivering packages, has won September’s Hot Slut of the Month showdown and will go on to the Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals. And in October’s HSOTM battle royale, we’ve got another human hero to animalkind who will try to repeat Colin Mitchell’s win for pet saviors. As usual, the first three choices for this month’s HSOTM contest got the most Facebook likes, and the fourth was picked by me. Your choices for October are:
Ariel Elias, the stand-up comedian who brilliantly handled two annoying hecklers who were more of a pain in the ass than a burst hemorrhoid, and kept asking her if she voted for Biden in the last POTUS election. Eventually, Ariel’s comebacks pissed off the hecklers, and one threw a beer at her, which she picked up and guzzled down since nothing quenches the thirst like MAGA tears.
747, the current reigning champion of 2022 Fat Bear Week who gained many more fans by gaining hundreds of pounds in chunk for hibernation season. And while many were impressed by 747 gaining hundreds of pounds of chunk, some of us will be saying, “pfft, amateur,” to him next week after gaining hundreds of pounds of chunk in one Thanksgiving afternoon.
PeeWee, the mixed bull terrier who is deaf and won a million hearts thanks to the videos of him responding to his human’s sign language commands.
Michael Ross, the Colin Mitchell of Florida who isn’t a UPS driver but did save a furry friend from being devoured by water. During Hurricane Ian, Colin went into the rising waters to rescue a cat clinging to an A/C unit. If these dudes keep saving animals (which I hope they do), my doctor is going to be really confused at my next check-up. “Hmmm, your heart seems to be beating this time. It never does that!”
Voting is below. October’s HSOTM will be crowned in this space and in Crumbs on Tuesday, November 22!
UPDATE: Another savior to animals takes the win because Michael Ross is our new HSOTM after getting almost 36% of the votes. Thanks to all who voted!
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