Night Crumbs
Two things: 1. Andrew Garfield is turning 40 years old next year. 2. Andrew tells British GQ that he’s felt pressure to make babies before turning 40, but he’s since let that shit go. Listen, if anybody ever sniffs on Millennial Spider-Man’s huevos while wondering when he’s going to finally bust out a baby-making nut, he just needs to tell them, “Nick Cannon is making enough children for ALL men right now, so chill.” – Jezebel
Behold, Jennifer Grey as Lifetime’s version of Gwen Shamblin. At least they tell me that Jennifer Grey is supposed to be Gwen Shamblin. I mean, the wig is all wrong. It doesn’t look like a giant nest that a family of rabid rats sloppily threw together using electrocuted yellow Easter basket straw and dehydrated hay. Try again, Lifetime and Jennifer! – SOW
Quinta Brunson was interviewed by Oprah, but I’d much rather see Quinta Brunson as Oprah (who she played in the Weird Al Yankovic movie) interview Oprah – Lainey Gossip
Professional oversharer Jana Kramer would like everyone to know that she once dated a PCA (Pre-Captain America) Chris Evans, and he ghosted her after she stank up his bathroom with the nose-destroying scent of asparagus piss. So basically, it seems like Chris Evans may have dodged an asparagus piss-scented bullet – Just Jared
For once, the messiest thing on Sunday’s episode of Celebrity Jeopardy! wasn’t Mayim Bialik’s hosting skills – HuffPo
The NYC premiere of The Menu brought out Ralph Fiennes, a Casual Friday Nicholas Hoult, and Anya Taylor-Joy serving ‘Betty Spaghetty at a goth prom” – Celebitchy
In very, very sad news that should make everyone scream, “FUCK ALS!” the legendary Roberta Flack has been diagnosed with ALS, and the disease has taken her iconic singing voice – NPR
Pic: Luke Gilford/British GQ