Rick Ross Asks His Followers If He’s A Hoarder After Posting Video Of Piled-Up Clothes In His Mansion

Rick Ross needs to take the self-assigned title of BOSS into consideration when he hires his new cleaning service because he recently posted a video asking his followers if he’s a hoarder. But of course, instead of admitting to himself that he has a problem, he kicked it back to the tried and true excuse of “I’m rich! I got lots of nice shit, how am I a hoarder?” A question for the ages, my guy, but clearly, if you’re not a hoarder, you’re something far worse: a wealthy, delusional slob.

According to Complex, Ricky Rozay must have downed a few jugs of the sweet nectar prior to posting this weird flex for the ‘Gram because there’s really no other explanation to showcase the disorganization of a home you affectionately refer to as The Promise Land. Sir, can you promise to keep it cleaner than this? And being able to afford such a lovely home is a commendable effort. But once you get to the point where it looks like a Foot Locker exploded inside the foyer, it’s time to seek professional help.

The owner of a 109-room Georgia mansion (among others) posted a handful of Instagram Stories showing a gargantuan collection of clothes, shoes, accessories, and more occupying a vast amount of floor space. He said it was one day of work, with “at least two more days worth of shit” to be laid out.

“I’m having a debate, they calling me a hoarder,” Ross said in one of his video clips, sharing multiple polls along the way. “They say hoarders keep things and find excuses for it—no it’s not, these things are of value. They are value. But now I have to make more space.”

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Rick…we get it. You have so much shit, and you’re so rich, you can step all over your clothes like kitchen roaches in the middle of the night, and not even think twice about it. So, in essence, you’re not a hoarder at all. You’re wasteful and distasteful!

To add insult to injury, Rick had the audacity to say that there’s no way he could be a hoarder because all of his wares are invaluable monuments that should be placed in a museum once he’s touched them like the anointed Duke of Desolation he is.

Musing if “having 150-plus automobiles” is hoarding or simply “rich n***a issues,” the veteran MC aired his opinion that an item merely being owned by him allows it to transcend earthly value. “To me, it’s national treasures. Once I own it, it becomes a national treasure.”

Ross added that although he was evaluating the meaning of hoarding in real time, his belongings would have to basically be stacked to the (extremely high) ceiling to become a problem. “Can I defend myself? That’s when it’s hoarding: when it’s filling all the way up the steps and it’s blocking functional space. Functional! Meaning if it was going all the way up both sides of those staircases, that’s when it would be hoarding. Until then I’m just a fucking hustler, man.”

Functional? Rick is LITERALLY stepping over piles of clothes and shoes. But once Rick’s mansion really comes a public storage bin, he’ll be receiving a visit from A&E producers asking him to be on their hybrid reboot of Hoarders and Storage Wars.

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