Night Crumbs
While I not-so-patiently wait for Netflix to finally announce a second season of Mindhunter, they have announced that two Ryan Murphy joints, Monster and The Watcher, have been renewed. Monster has actually been renewed for two more seasons. The first season, of course, covered Dahmer, but the second and third seasons will cover two different psychopaths, so Ryan and Netflix may anger even more family members of serial killer victims. As for The Watcher, it’s unknown whether its second season will be a continuation of the first or a whole new story. If it’s picking up from season one, that’s great news for the makers of monochromatic neutrals! Yes, that show needs a second season as much as I need another hangover, but maybe in the second season, we’ll finally find out that (SPOILER ALERT) The Watcher is really a J. Crew designer who is stalking the family for design inspo – TVLine
Los Angeles mayoral candidate, billionaire Rick Caruso, has won the highly important Chris Pratt endorsement. But whatever, Rick doesn’t need that shit since he’s already got an endorsement from true A-list superstar Dean Cain – Lainey Gossip
After Will Smith, Chris Rock, Jada Pinkett-Smith, Will Smith’s slappin’ hand, and Chris Rock’s slappin’ cheek all probably turned down an offer to host the next Oscars, the Academy people said, “Fuck it, let’s just ask Jimmy Kimmel again.” Because Jimmy Kimmel will host the Oscars for the third time – SOW
Some actors would fist fuck an active garbage disposal for a Marvel check, but not serious thespian Jeremy Strong! Jeremy Strong said that he was so broke and desperate at one point that he nearly lowered himself by accepting an offer to play the scrawny version of Chris Evans’ Steve Rogers in Captain America. Jeremy said no to the offer and went back to New York, where he “did a play about a veteran from Afghanistan in a wheelchair.” Oh, Jeremy, a master of pretentiousness, always – Uproxx
Um, I thought we as a people agreed to protect Keanu Reeves’ innocent eyes and ears from the trash that Matthew Perry burped up about him? – Celebitchy
Sadly, in FUCK CANCER news, Andy Taylor of Duran Duran is battling stage 4 prostate cancer, and that’s why he couldn’t join his bandmates at their induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this past weekend – Just Jared
Also, at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, earth angel and queen of every musical genre, Dolly Parton, was inducted, after turning the invite down before finally giving in. Dolly performed a new rock-ish song called Rockin‘ and declared that she’s making an entire rock album. That loud chorus of sighs you just heard was from Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler, and other old rockers sighing with relief because they can finally lay down and get some rest now that they know the world of rock music is in the extremely capable and glamorous hands of Dolly Parton!
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