Night Crumbs
After turning down a nomination from the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for not being rock and roll enough, Dolly Parton says she will “gracefully” accept if she’s chosen to be inducted next month. Dolly says that she initially returned that invite to sender because she doesn’t think of herself as rock and roll and didn’t want to take a spot from an artiste who is. But now she knows that the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame doesn’t only induct rockers. Well, after all that, they better induct her because if they don’t, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame will be known as “that big pile of rubble in Cleveland” after God strikes it down for denying the gift that is Dolly! – Just Jared
It’s time for Warner Bros. to shut down the Barbie movie and delete all the footage they filmed because Aqua’s masterpiece Barbie Girl will not be used in it at all (and that comes as the opposite of shocking to anyone who remembers that Mattel filed a lawsuit over the song back in the day). What is the point of doing a Barbie movie if Barbie Girl isn’t going to be in it?! Watch them get someone like Olivia Rodrigo to record a Gen Z Barbie anthem called barbie sis – Variety
Jeffrey Dean Morgan pipes up and serves a hot plate of STFU to The Walking Dead fandom – Pajiba
The Dirty Dancing sequel that nobody asked for is moving along and Jennifer Grey will be back as Baby (sans her original nose, of course). And okay, but somebody still needs to put that planned sequel in the corner – Entertainment Weekly
Leave it to Naomi Campbell to throw the carcass of the Abominable Snowman onto her body to bring the glamour to Andre Leon Talley’s Celebration of Life service. ALT is definitely fanning himself from beyond the grave over it – Entertainment Tonight
If there’s an elementary school out there that is missing the parachute they use during PE on rainy days, they should contact Maya Rudolph since she wore it to the premiere of Hulu’s Crush – Lainey Gossip
In positive celebrity news (FOR ONCE!), Benedict Cumberbatch says he is opening up his home to a family of Ukrainian refugees – Celebitchy
And now we’re back to sad celebrity news. Light up all your Ms. Juicy Baaaaaaby prayer candles because she is currently in the ICU – Bossip
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