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18-year-old Millie Bobby Brown says that she and her Enola Holmes co-star, 39-year-old Henry Cavill, have a very “adult relationship.” But before you look at Henry like, “Drake, is that you?”, I think “professional relationship” is a more fitting choice of words. Because Millie says that Henry has laid down boundaries, and if she ever asks him about his personal life, he’ll respond with something like, “Millie, shut up. No.” You know, I’m going to use that line whenever a youngin in my life, like my cousins’ kids, ask me some personal shit. And they’ll probably respond with, “Um, I just asked you if you wanted a La Croix from the fridge. And who’s Millie?” – Celebitchy
If that game Bejeweled was magically transformed into a goddess of glamour, we’d get Florence Kasumba at the London premiere of Black Panther: Wakanda Forever – Lainey Gossip
BREAKING: Aaron Paul and his wife Lauren filed a petition to legally change their last names to… wait for it… Paul! Aaron and Lauren both want to get rid of their current legal last names (Sturtevant and Parsekian, respectively) and use Paul as their family name. They also want to legally change their 7-month-old son’s name from Casper Emerson Paul to Ryden Caspian Paul. Honestly, I’m surprised that Aaron didn’t make his wife legally change her full name to Pretty Bird Paul – Just Jared
Many Jeopardy! watchers have sore nerves today, and that’s because Hasan Minhaj got on all of them during his time on Celebrity Jeopardy! Well, Hasan decided to make shit worse on The Tonight Show, as Jimmy Fallon probably thought to himself, “Looks like I’m not the most annoying one on this show, for once!” – HuffPo
On the opposite side of the late-night coin, Daniel Radcliffe and Weird Al Yankovic brought the charm while promoting Weird on Late Night with Seth Meyers – Pajiba
Got $8.8 million lying around and really want to live in a house that looks like a Bond villain’s lair on Mars, then Flea’s house is for you! – OMG Blog
Somewhere, Mariah Carey is shaking with fear because her long-running reign as the Queen of Christmas is in danger of ending now that Lindsay Lohan has dropped her not-at-all-overproduced version of Jingle Bell Rock to promote that Netflix Christmas movie she’s in. Personally, if I’m going to listen to LiLo sing Jingle Bell Rock, I want to see Rachel McAdams, Amanda Seyfried, and Lacey Chabert bust sweet moves next to her as Amy Poehler films them with a camcorder. But if you want to listen to LiLo’s Jingle Bell Rock, complete with a rap break (not performed by Dina Lohan, sadly), here you go:
And if you need something to wash your ears of LiLo’s Jingle Bell Rock, here’s a truly beautiful and classic holiday musical masterpiece from a Lohan:
Pic: Netflix