Night Crumbs

November 2, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

From The Department Of The Shit JLo Will Do For Some Pap Stroll Shine! Jennifer Lopez and her husband of four months, Ben Affleck, were papped leaving a Dunkin’ in Los Angeles. If Ben is trying to get JLo to quickie divorce him, it’ll probably work. I mean, dragging JLo to Dunkin’ to slum it with the peasants AND letting her order a Dunkin’ matcha. Pure evil. – Lainey Gossip

Because we’ve all been waking up every day and proclaiming, “I wish I could hear more about Matthew Perry,” Matthew Perry went on The Late Show to hawk his memoir, and he brought up the “rumor” that he whooped Justin Trudeau’s ass in grade school. Matthew has brought up this story before and even made the claim in his memoir. But Matthew told Stephen Colbert that he doesn’t think it happened. So Matthew is a Keanu Reeves hater and a lie-teller? Trick is breaking all the Commandments. Yes, “Thou Shalt Not Hate On Keanu” is a Commandment – Complex

As Elon Musk makes a mess out of Twitter, Tumblr swooped right in to let everyone know that their nude ban is over, and it’s okay to once again post dicks, nips, tits, and nalgas. Fappy days are here again! – The Verge

Jennifer Lawrence is no longer slipping into a black turtleneck and plopping a pile of fried straw on her head to play Elizabeth Holmes in a movie. And she has a good reason for it: Amanda Seyfried did it first, and probably better – Just Jared

Shakira caused another ESCANDALO in Spain by allegedly cutting a 90-minute line to get into a Halloween attraction in Barcelona. You know, a thing called “VIP access” exists. And the people in line really expected an ultra-wealthy celebrity to wait in a long line to get into a Hollywood attraction? Shakira’s hips don’t line! – Celebitchy

I’ll take How To Annoy The Fuck Out Of The Celebrity Jeopardy! Audience for $1000 – Pajiba

Today is the day that I first found out that Al B. Sure! has been in a coma for the past two months, but thankfully he’s woken up and is on the mend. Hopefully, he’ll be healthy enough to croon out Nite and Day soon – The Root

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