Night Crumbs
It hasn’t even been a month since Brittany Bell gave birth to Nick Cannon’s tenth child, and we’re already learning that his prolific dick busted out another baby-making nut. Alyssa Scott has announced that she is pregnant with Nick’s twelfth child and their second. Nick and Alyssa’s first child, a son named Zen, died of a brain tumor at just five months old last year. And another member of Nick’s army of baby makers, Abby de la Rosa, is currently carrying his eleventh child. Every time I write about Nick Cannon, I scream, “Fuck Nick Cannon,” because figuring out how many children he has forces me to do math! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to take a piss on a pregnancy stick, because I’m pretty sure that just typing the words “Fuck Nick Cannon” caused me to become pregnant with his thirteenth child, and I don’t even have ovaries. I should’ve worn finger condoms – Entertainment Tonight
I’m no Ninth Circle meteorologist, but I am predicting that this Friday, Lucifer and his minions will freeze their ass rings off. Because on Friday is when Rihanna will actually release a new song. RiRi’s song Lift Me Up is for the Black Panther: Wakanda Forever soundtrack and is a musical tribute to Chadwick Boseman – OMG Blog
James Cameron burped out some “Ur LiFE iS NOt FulfiLLeD unTIL u HAve kiDs” shit by saying that Marvel and DC characters act like they’re still in college, and that’s probably because they don’t have kids, which “really ground us and give us power, love, and a purpose.” First of all, James is such an advocate for the importance of family that he cheated on several of his five wives. Second of all, James bought a submarine and that’s totally something a grown frat boy with money would do – Celebitchy
While wearing a bunch of cabana fabric, the Queen of Out-Of-Touch, Goopy Paltrow, joined forces with the Pandemic Princess of Out-Of-Touch, Gal Gadot, at an event – Lainey Gossip
DC has added a new superhero to its lineup: Captain Save-A -Ho, aka James Gunn, who is the new co-CEO of DC Studios and will try to pull it out of the shit can – Pajiba
What in “Hot Topic’s line of House of Dragon-inspired 90s clubwear” HELL is Machine Gun Kelly wearing? – Just Jared
Jules Bass, one-half of Bass & Rankin, has died at 85. Christmas wouldn’t be the same if it weren’t for Jules Bass because he helped gift the world with the classics The Year Without a Santa Claus, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and Santa Claus is Comin’ To Town. Rest in peace to a holiday legend – Deadline
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