Night Crumbs

October 21, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

Angelina Jolie will star as opera legend Maria Callas in a movie by Pablo Larraín who directed Jackie (starring Natalie Portman as Jaqueline Kennedy) and Spencer (starring Kristen Stewart as Princess Diana). And just like Jackie and Spencer, this Maria Callas movie titled Maria, won’t cover her whole life and will instead focus on her final days in Paris before she died at the age of 53 in 1977. So because this is from Pablo Larraín, expect to see Angie emoting art house angst while wandering through fancy hallways. And Angie’s probably going to lip-synch in this one, but if Pablo ever wants her to sing, “aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh,” all he has to do is say the words that are music to Angie’s ears, “Yes, Ms. Angie Jo, that dress comes in black.” – The AV Club

Because Elon Musk has a reputation as a real-life cartoon villain to uphold, he reportedly plans to cut more than 5,000 jobs at Twitter (75% of Twitter’s staff) after he takes over. Well, the silver lining is that at least those laid-off employees won’t have a job where they have to call Elon Musk their overlord – AP

The good news is that Anna May Wong is the first Asian American on US currency, but the bad news is that her coins aren’t going into circulation. Although, that’s probably good news for cashiers because I’d only pay in coins if I had Anna May Wong coins – Celebitchy

Now for four words that would make any TV crew member shake with fear: Ellen DeGeneres is back. Well, she’s back in a YouTube show anyway – Just Jared

And in actual good comeback news, national treasure Joni Mitchell will grace the stage as a headliner for the first time in 23 years – Pitchfork

In case you didn’t know, the world is all out of liberties because Ryan Murphy took them all while making Netflix’s The Watcher – Pajiba

Here’s the video for Taylor Swift’s Anti-Hero, which features Too Many Taylors, John Early, The Waitress from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Tay Tay letting us know she’s a 30 Rock fan by cooing out “sexy baby” – Lainey Gossip

Pics: INSTARImages, KEYSTONE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images

Tags: Night Crumbs

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com