Night Crumbs
After weeks and weeks of hearing about how Brad Pitt was bumping down-low parts with Emily Ratajkowski, she was papped sucking the face of a dude who wasn’t Brad Pitt (the dude was a DJ named Orazio Rispo). Brad and Emily never directly talked about the rumors about them and weren’t ever papped together. So they may not have ever been a thing, or their PRmance just couldn’t make it past the short-term contract negotiations phase. But since RideAJetSki seemingly came out as bisexual on TikTok recently, she should’ve shut down the Brad rumors by getting caught on the pap stroll sucking face with Angelina Jolie. You know, because the Brangelina messiness just isn’t messy enough already – Lainey Gossip
The second season of And Just Like That… may turn out to be a bigger terror show than the first season. Because not only will season two have more of Che Diaz, but now we’re going to meet Che Diaz’s dad (played by Tony Danza). HBO Max may as well categorize AJLT as horror at this point – Just Jared
Julia Roberts served Gunne Sax Barbie at the premiere of the movie that isn’t an Eddie Money biopic – Celebitchy
If you watch the teaser trailer for the sequel to A Christmas Story with the sound on mute, it kind of looks like a horror movie where Grown Ralphie is a sinister neighbor who is always watching you – Pajiba
Kelly Ripa passively aggressively thanked Kathie Lee Gifford for critizing her book over what she wrote about Regis Philbin. Okay, but what I need to know is, does Kelly Ripa’s book feature at least one whole chapter devoted to her legendary peen button or not?! – Entertainment Tonight
A sequel to Twister is happening and they really missed out on an opportunity by not calling it Let’s Twister Again – The A.V. Club
Kevin Spacey took the stand in his sexual assault civil trial, and played the “woe is me, my dad was a Nazi” card – BuzzFeed
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