So it looks like Hollywood refuses to finally give up on trying to remake ’60s camp classic Barbarella. Sydney Sweeney will star as MAGArella Barbarella and executive produce the remake for Sony Pictures. There’s no writer or director involved right now, so this could end up in Development Hell forever. But since Barbarella was an ode to chichis and Sydney Sweeney’s own grandparents said she has the “best tits in Hollywood,” I can already hear a Sony exec saying, “Fuck it, let’s just call the remake SPACE TITS!” – Lainey Gossip
I better pull out my DVD copy of Double Platinum (aka my favorite Brandy movie) to pray on because Brandy is recovering in the hospital after reportedly suffering a seizure – Complex
In her memoir, Geena Davis writes about what a creepy asshole Bill Murray was to her during the making of 1990’s Quick Change, a movie Bill also co-directed. And now I really want to see a Thelma and Louise sequel where the ghosts of Thelma and Louise haunt Bill Murray for allegedly fucking with Geena Davis! – Celebitchy
Final sign of the apocalypse: Blake Shelton is actually leaving The Voice. Honestly, this is horrible news, because it means that Blake will have some extra time to make even more cheesy duets with Gwen Stefani – TVLine
Peeling an avocado, and more acts of fuckery from The Great British Bake Off’s Mexican Week – Pajiba
Liza Minnelli is a proud beard – SOW
And in more news of sadness, Swatch, the mascot of Mood Fabrics where the contestants on Project Runway shopped for materials, died over the weekend at the age of 15 (that’s 76 years old in Boston Terrier years). Swatch was a bright spot in every episode he was in and will be missed. Goodnight, sweet prince.
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