Night Crumbs
Mr. Clean’s modestly sexy British cousins, Fred and Richard Fairbrass of music group Right Said Fred, went off to The Sun to slam “arrogant” Beyonce for interloping their 1991 hit I’m Too Sexy in her song Alien Superstar without asking them first. But this doesn’t seem to be a Kelis situation, and I don’t think Beyonce will end up removing all traces of I’m Too Sexy from her song as she did with Milkshake. Because Beyonce’s team has hit back, saying that the use of the track was approved by its publisher and paid for. They also point out that Right Said Fred tweeted about how nice it was to have a writing credit on a Beyonce album. Well, the good news for Right Said Fred is that it will be impossible for the rage-filled Beyhive to furiously snatch the hairs off of their heads while defending Beyonce because RSF is already fucking bald. Take that, Beyhive! – Just Jared
Even though Keanu Reeves has lived in the U.S. for decades, he’s still a Canadian citizen. But he says he’s definitely open to becoming a U.S. citizen. QUICK! Offer up Scott Baio and Kirk Cameron as a trade to Canada for Keanu Reeves. Although, that might be considered an act of war…. – HuffPo
Emmy Rossum has borrowed Hilary Swank’s Million Dollar Baby boxing gloves to punch at tricks who say that Hilary is too old to be a first-time mom – Celebitchy
At the BFI London Film Festival premiere of The Eternal Daughter, Tilda Swinton served “Hermey the Elf Dentist” glamour from the forehead up and David Bowie hotness from the neck down – Lainey Gossip
We already know that Brendan Gleeson is a master at acting and charm, and now we know he’s a master at “shredding” and doing Saturday Night Live promos – Pajiba
After threatening to run for POTUS if that’s “what the people wanted,” The Rock says that there won’t be a President The Rock since he doesn’t ever plan on running. I agree with The Rock’s decision to never run because if any wrestler is going to be POTUS, it should be Mt. Fiji from GLOW! – SOW
Tara Reid has discovered TikTok and TikTok will never be the same again – ONTD
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