Night Crumbs

October 4, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

It looks like Gisele Bundchen may be getting closer to hitting the QUIT THIS BITCH button on her marriage to Tom Brady. It’s been reported that Gisele has hired a divorce lawyer, and so has Tom, and they’re currently looking at how they’ll split their fortunes. Well, if they actually divorce, Tom can marry and openly hump on as many of his beloved footballs as he wants! Wait, now we know how all those footballs got deflated – Just Jared

Brad Pitt’s PR team may be furiously leaking more puff pieces about him and Emily Ratajkowski. Because in a response to Brad Pitt’s lawsuit against Angelina Jolie over her selling her shares in Chateau Miraval, Angie claims that he got physically violent with more than one of their kids on that 2016 plane ride. Angie adds that she was willing to sell her ownership in Chateau Miraval to Brad, but he wanted her to sign an NDA, keeping her from publicly talking about the alleged abuse – People

A day after President Volodymyr Zelenskyy shit on Elon Musk’s “peace plan” to end Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, it has been reported that Elon will buy Twitter after all. Twitter was suing Elon for trying to back out of the deal, and they were set to go to trial on October 17th. Maybe Elon knew he’d lose in court or maybe he just wants to buy Twitter so he can ban President Zelenskyy for rightfully calling his ass out. That’ll show him! – CNBC

Err, did Edward Scissorhands’s nephew Edward SafetyScissorhands cut Kristen Stewart’s hair while high on bath salts and dealing with rusty finger knives and a serious case of arthritis? – Lainey Gossip

Archie from Riverdale brought out his cum gutters and nipples for Lacoste’s newest underwear campaign – OMG Blog

Brace your ear holes, because on Thursday, Nintendo will release the trailer for the new Super Mario Bros. movie and that’s when our ears may get punched with the sound of Chris Pratt’s Olive Garden accent – Pajiba

Two years ago, we were officially told that Velma Dinkley from Scooby-Doo is a big ole’ lesbian, and now in the newest Scooby-Doo movie, she’s out and proud and crushing on girls. And of course, I’ve already heard people shouting, “BuT VeLma DaTeD SHaGgy!” It’s called a beard, bitch, or in this case, a shaggy beard – Variety

A long case of COVID is still messing with Dave Navarro, and so he’s been forced to quit the Jane’s Addiction’s/Smashing Pumpkins tour – Celebitchy

Here’s the trailer for wedding addict JLo’s latest ridiculous rom-com Shotgun Wedding, co-starring Josh Duhamel, Lenny Kravitz, and Jennifer Coolidge. Yes, I’m going to watch that mess, but hopefully, they also release a “Jennifer Coolidge’s Scenes Only” cut – The AV Club

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