Night Crumbs

While I say “nope” and turn around every time I see a line that requires my lazy ass to stand for longer than 5 minutes, David Beckham stood in line with everyone else for over 12 hours to see THE QUEEN lying in state at Westminster Hall. He even dressed up for the occasion! Well, when it comes time for King Charles to hand out knighthoods, we’ll hear a high-pitched screech coming from England if Charles doesn’t knight David Beckham. Because David Beckham didn’t wait for over 12 hours in line while dressed up like a Mary Poppins extra for King Chuck to NOT make him Sir Becks! – Just Jared

Someone must have interrupted King Charles as he lost it over another leaky pen (listen, as a tampon, he’s serious about leaks) to let him know that The Palace was getting shit over some dress code drama. Previously, Prince Harry was not allowed to wear his military uniform to THE QUEEN’s vigil since he’s not a working royal anymore, but creep Prince Andrew was allowed to be in uniform at today’s vigil. King Charles has now reversed that decision and Harry will get to wear his uniform at tomorrow’s vigil – Lainey Gossip

Here’s the full trailer for Ryan Murphy’s Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story, if that’s something you want to see today – Pajiba

Since I like to go through life thinking that Dolly Parton can do no wrong, I will not press play on Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza musical starring Dolly and Doja Cat – SOW

Maya Hawke wants her Stranger Things character to get killed off in the show’s last season – Celebitchy

PAGING CANDY FINNIGAN! Cara Delevigne’s friends, including Margot Robbie, are reportedly trying to get her into rehab and therapy because she’s in a bad way – TMZ

Get your end-of-times bunker ready, tricks. Phantom of the Opera is closing on Broadway on February 18, 2023 after 35 years and that is the final sign of the apocalypse! – Playbill

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