Night Crumbs
Because we really need another Elvis movie, Sofia Coppola is doing one for A24, only hers is based on Priscilla Presley’s memoir Elvis and Me and will focus on Priscilla and Elvis’ relationship. It’ll simply be called Priscilla and will star Cailee Spaeny (from The Craft reboot) as Priscilla and Jacob Elordi (from Euphoria) as Elvis. And we really, really don’t need this since the 1980s mini-series version of Priscilla’s memoir already exists! And if you’re having a hard time picturing the giant jock from Euphoria mumbling out, “thankyou,thankyouverymuch” as Elvis, let me tell you that it could’ve been much, much, MUCH, much worse. Apparently, Sofia Coppola reached out to Justin Bieber to see if he was interested in playing Elvis (he wasn’t). The minute you think to yourself, “Justin Bieber could play an adult Elvis Presley,” is the minute you need to stop thinking and get a brain scan. I mean, if Justin played Elvis, Sofia Coppola’s Priscilla would become Priscilla, Queen of the Deserted Theater. – Uproxx
49-year-old Josh Duhamel’s search for a young baby maker is officially over because he married his fiancee, 28-year-old Audra Mari, in North Dakota over the weekend. You know how older dudes who date youngins sometimes say, “She’s got an old soul“? Maybe that’s really the case here because Audra’s wedding dress tells me that she’s a fan of soap opera brides circa 1985 – Entertainment Tonight
Here’s the trailer for The Fablemans, the semi-biographical tale of Steven Spielberg’s childhood, and it features Michelle Williams trying to work the same Dutch Boy glamour haircut that Spielberg’s real-life mom worked flawlessly back in the day – Pajiba
Real Housewives lover Jennifer Lawrence called Erika Jayne “evil” and said that trick needs to get a publicist. When Jennifer Lawrence tells you to get a publicist, you’re almost beyond help and should immediately slap a “closed indefinitely” sign over your talk hole – Lainey Gossip
At the D23 Expo over the weekend, Ellen Pompeo used a lot of words to say “I’m over Grey’s Anatomy, okay!” – Celebitchy
In more “Ricky Martin’s family reunions are going to be a mess for years to come” news, Ricky Martin is facing a new sexual assault complaint and it was most likely filed by the nephew he’s suing for $20 million – Entertainment Weekly
Gisele Bündchen tweeted, “Let’s go,” at Tom Brady yesterday and it wasn’t short for “Let’s go to fucking divorce court already, you lying piece of shit.” No, she was tweeting support for his first game of the season – Just Jared
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