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Bandit, the robbery-thwarting guard cat!

This HSOTD space regularly pays tribute to adorable pussy criminals who paralyze entire communities with their thieving ways (see: Esme, the HSOTM thief from Oregon), but we’re going to change things up today, and instead pay tribute to a pussy who’s on the opposite side of crime. The wonderful Bandit here may have a name that means “robber” but her full name must be Bandit Buster because she saved her human from getting robbed or worse by alerting him to two evil-doers trying to break in. Who needs ADT when you’ve got NTO (Not The One security system) thanks to a cat who was not about to let some criminals in on her watch!

Fred Everitt is a retired surgeon who lives with his cat, Bandit, in Belden, Mississippi. Fred tells The Mississippi Daily Journal that between 2:30 and 3:00 in the morning on Monday, July 25, he was asleep in his bedroom when he was woken up by the sound of a guttural meow coming from Bandit. A second later, Bandit busted into his bedroom, pulled his comforter off, and scratched at him. That would’ve made me shrug, thinking that Bandit was just bored and decided to fuck shit up. Typical cat stuff! But Fred knew something was off. So he got out of bed to investigate and eventually found the prolapse-inducing scary sight of two dudes trying to break into his house using a crowbar. One of the men also had a gun.

Suddenly, she raced into the bedroom, jumped onto the bed and began pulling the comforter off of him and clawing at his arms. Everitt, surprised by the unusual behavior, knew something was wrong.

“She had never done that before,” Everitt said. “I went, ‘What in the world is wrong with you?'”

Still unsure of what Bandit wanted, he got out of bed, put his robe on and walked down the hallway to the kitchen. When he flipped on the light switch, he saw two young men outside his back door. One was holding a handgun while the other used a crowbar to try and pry the door open.

Fred grabbed his gun from his bedroom and went back to the kitchen, but thankfully, the thieves got spooked and ran off. Fred didn’t end up calling the police but said that if it wasn’t for Bandit, things could’ve gotten much, much worse. Probably worse for the thieves because Bandit would’ve taken those bitches down! But seriously, Fred is using this story to promote pet adoption. Fred, who is a regular donator to the Humane Society, adopted Bandit from the Tupelo-Lee Humane Society four years ago.

“I want to let people know that you not only save a life when you adopt a pet or rescue one. The tides could be turned. You never know when you save an animal if they’re going to save you.”

I’m going to need to down some Pepcid because I suddenly got a weird, warm feeling in my chest area after reading that last part. Must be heartburn.

Bandit is a gift and a true hero, but I bet that while waking up Fred, she was thinking to herself, “Get the fuck up, some thieving assholes are trying to break in and they may steal my food and breakfast is in just a few hours. Get up!!!!”

Pic: Thomas Wells/Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal via AP