Night Crumbs
Sylvester Stallone decided to once again call out Rocky producer Irwin Winkler for not giving him any rights to the franchise. Sly wrote and starred in all six Rocky movies and even helped with writing Creed II, but doesn’t own any copyright to Rocky. And he’s mad, calling Irwin Winkler one of the “worst unhuman beings I’ve ever met in the movie industry” and asking for Irwin to give him a piece of the rights so that he can “leave something of Rocky for my children.” Um, I don’t need to perform a Jackie Stallone-approved rumplogy reading on Sly’s orange nalgas to tell him that his future probably doesn’t involve him getting any rights to Rocky. I mean, him publicly shitting all over Irwin Winkler tells me that. The unhumanity of it all! – Pajiba
Blake “No Relation To Caitlyn” Jenner of Glee was put into handcuffs last weekend. And surprisingly, he wasn’t busted for being an abusive piece of trash, but for being an alleged drunk driving piece of trash – Just Jared
At the Paris photocall for Bullet Train, Brad Pitt showed up looking like an orderly at a Miami Vice-themed hospital – Celebitchy
Because the behind-the-scenes drama of Broadway’s Funny Girl revival continues to be more riveting and exciting than the damn production itself, Beanie Feldstein claimed that tonsillitis decided to get in on the fuckery and that’s the reason why she missed performance over the weekend – SOW
No, Matt Damon was not at Bennifer 1.0’s wedding where he acted as Ben Affleck’s Best Man and held Ben’s bouquet of flowers made from Dunkin’ cups, because he was on vacation in Italy instead – Lainey Gossip
In the biggest controversy to hit potato salad since messes started putting raisins in it, Irina Shayk let everyone know that she wasn’t supporting Russia’s invasion of Ukraine while posting a pic of her potato salad – BuzzFeed
Not sure what’s worse here, Chris Brown getting paid $1 million to do a charity concert, or Chris Brown allegedly skipping out on that charity concert while keeping the money, or the organizers of that charity concert inviting Chris Brown to perform in a concert that was helping hurricane victims who have already been through e-fucking-nough! – Complex
Another day, another trailer for another season of another RuPaul’s Drag Race spin-off – OMG Blog
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