Open Post: Hosted By The Bears Who Broke Into A House And Ate Doughnuts
No one can resist a doughnut. It’s a great food that we as a society have decided is an acceptable breakfast food despite the fact that it’s essentially a small, frosted cake. No one will judge you for scarfing down two or three before 10am. So don’t judge this mama bear and her cub who caught a whiff of that fried dough and decided to break into a house to obtain the sweet treat. Yogi Bear approves!
Alice Taylor of Monrovia, CA left her beloved Krispy Kremes unattended in the kitchen because who would deign to swipe some doughnuts from her breakfast nook? It appears Alice didn’t account for the felonious bears in the neighborhood. via UPI:
Alice Taylor said she was at her Monrovia home when she heard a noise that turned out to be a mother bear and cub that had broken into her house by removing a window screen.
Taylor said the bears ate a box of doughnuts that had been left on the kitchen counter.
The homeowner said she made some loud noises and the bears left through the same now-screenless window.
Take that Goldilocks, ya bitch! Here are the Three Bears (sans Papa Bear) caught red-pawed.
Looks like bears run on Dunkin’, too. That mama bear fled pretty quickly upon hearing Alice. She almost left her cub behind! That mama needs to work on her breaking and entering skills. You don’t get caught and definitely don’t leave a man behind! Alice went on to say that this is the second time that she’s discovered animals of the ursine persuasion in her home. She may need to rethink her habit of leaving pies cooling on the windowsill. She can’t be shocked when she finds various forest animals floating into her home due to the irresistible aroma!
Pic: YouTube