Night Crumbs

June 17, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

For some reason (read: $$$$$), HBO has decided to do a Game of Thrones spin-off sequel series starring the Medieval Times Curly Sue himself Jon Snow (working title – GoT: It’s Snowtime!). And I’m guessing that it was between a Jon Snow spin-off and a spin-off starring the coffee cup. That would’ve been a much more riveting show and easily would have ruled the Emmys. What a big mistake, HBO – Lainey Gossip

I didn’t have “Gaybaiting Tom Brady” on my 2022 BINGO Card, but here we are. Tom Brady agreed to send a male fan a pair of his worn undies while promoting his underwear line. That screeching sound you hear is from Trump crying about how his best bro-friend never gifted him with a pair of stank chonies. But well, I hope the fan has a great imagination. Because he’s going to need it to imagine that he’s inhaling Tom Brady’s genuine musky crotch fumes while really inhaling the random musky crotch fumes from the pair of somebody else’s underwear that Tom’s assistant sent him instead – OMG Blog

Elon Musk is definitely for FREE SPEECH* (and attached that * are the words, “unless you’re a SpaceX employee who wants to criticize Elon Musk“) – Yahoo!

Sarah Michelle Gellar has gone from Buffy the Vampire Slayer to Buffy the COVID Slayer after catching Coronavirus for the first time. That means there’s one last member joining us in The COVID Virgins Club. And yes, I now realize that the universe is probably going to give me COVID for typing the stupid phrase “COVID Virgins” – Celebitchy

Rachel Bilson says that pushing a human out of her body was less hard than dealing with her break-up from Bill Hader – Pajiba

Justin Bieber’s temporary face paralysis has forced him to press the pause button hard on the rest of his U.S. tour dates – SOW

Demi Moore and her new man Daniel Humm (possible couple names: DaMi and MooHum) went “Instagram official” and that’s great and everything, but their moment was easily snatched by Demi’s tiny pooch (who may be the size of a ladybug’s tonsil stone but is still a supersized scene-stealer) – Just Jared

QUICK PROGRAMMING NOTE: We will be posting this weekend, but there won’t be any posts on Monday for Juneteenth. We’ll be back to our regularly scheduled foolery on Tuesday.

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