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Oreo Sippers!
Since I’m a hard-up, desperate trick who always looks at life through peen-shaped glasses, those Oreo Sippers look like head-less pencil dicks spurting out a nut load to me. So, if I saw a package of Oreo Sippers in the grocery store, I’d immediately buy them all up. But sadly, I can’t do that anymore since they no longer exist and were shit-canned in 2012. I guess in 2012, the world was just not ready for an Oreo straw. But to think, if it was, all plastic straws would be extinct and the environment would be saved!
Oreo Sippers were a lot like Froot Loops cereal straws, which were straws made out of, you guessed it, Froot Loops. Oreo Sippers were a rolled wafer cookie whose insides were lined with white frosting. It was both delicious and useful because you could use it to suck up leche. And since it looks like Willy Wonka’s coke straw, I guess someone could’ve also used it to snort up the bad shit, if they didn’t mind their coke covered with Oreo icing. But even though the Oreo Sipper was extremely useful, Nabisco took it off shelves in 2012 after several years. But of course, there’s a Change.org petition asking Oreo to bring them back!
Oreo Sippers were Oreo-flavoured sticks that could be eaten or used as a straw. They were one of my favourite childhood snacks until they were discontinued in 2012. I know that there are some people out there who want them back in the stores. So I made this petition to get Nabisco to bring back the snack I loved.
Now is the time for Nabisco to bring back Oreo Sippers! With everyone looking for a plastic straw replacement, it’s time for Oreo Sipppers to rise! I bet the makers of Diabetes meds are pushing for it too. Because some of us would go through several Oreo Sippers while trying to drink a glass of whatever because we’d keep gobbling up that chocolate-y head-less pencil dick.
Pic: Nabisco